Saturday, August 6, 2011

Toy Soldiers Unite!

Today I became an official Toy Scout (ID# TS41474). I've ordered my identification booklet and what we need to make Allie her very own Toy Scout-in-Training uniform. Yes, she also loves Dr. Steel and aspires to be a mad genius like him one day. Minus the beard, of course, because girls don't grow beards. Then they'd be boys.

She's "-in-Training" because 13 is the official age to use the TSU site & forums. One day, dear child, one day. Her uniform will consist of a tan jumper, white blouse, black socks, and black shoes. Very simple and cute. Something very...unassuming.

Mind, nothing is more manipulative than a little girl that knows she's adorable and knows how to use that to her advantage.

So, when the day comes to pick up the husband from the train station, we'll be there early with a basketful of propaganda pamphlets for anyone interested in picking one up from the little girl with the big eyes.

March on.

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